Kaira

1) spend two hours looking for a nation flag instead of doing your actual work
2) spend 3 hours making regional flag just to leave the region 12 days later
3) make a region flag in MS paint in 30 seconds and get mad when people call it low effort
4) name your region after some obscure movie and wonder why nobody joins
5 ) found a region called "do not join", password protect it, and then get lonely when nobody joins
6) draft a regional constitution with 48 amendments for a region consisting of u and your pupet
7) try to run a dictatorial regime in a region full of democracy lovers and get instantly ejected
8) accuse the delegate of being a tyrant because they changed the banner without a poll
9) create an RMB poll asking "is the delegate cool?" with options "yes" and "i want to be ejected"
10) Eject someone from your region for using bad grammer in an rmb post
11 ) complain about regional activity while contributing zero posts yourself
11) im watching you
12) make an RMB post saying "first" in a region that has been dead since 2019.
13) report a nation to the mods because their motto offended your fictional state religion
14) apologize to the mods immediately after doing that so they dont ban your IP address.
15) get genuine adrenaline from seeing "1 new telegram" only for it to be a mass recruiter...
16) Send a telegram to a massive feeder delegate asking for an embassy with your 1-nation region
17) reply "k" to a 1,000 word diplomacy telegram
18) telegram a delegte with "we need to talk", wait for them to panic, then just say "nice flag"
19 ) send a TG to your delegate asking "why am i not minister of defense yet" after being there for 2 hours
20) send a congratulatory TG to a new delegate, wait 5 seconds, then start plotting their overthrow
21) send a mass telegram to your whole region reminding them to drink water
22) Write a 5-page lore document for your nation that literally no one else will ever read
23) Spend 30 minutes naming every single province in your fictional country
23) lock your doors
24) attempt a civil war RP where you play both sides and somehow manage to lose to yourself
25) argue on the forums that your army of 10 million cybernetic geese is a realistic lore
26) Make a puppet specifically to post hot takes on the forums so your main stays respectable
27) upvote your own dispatch from 3 different puppets and act shocked when it reaches trending
28) draft a 4,000 word WA resolution banning gravity, only to get rejected for lacking global applicabbility
29) mourn the loss of an inactive WA nation you never spoke to, just because they gave u 1 endo
30) send a passive aggresive telegram to someone who accidentally un-endorsed you
31) endorse a random nation, wait for them to endo back, and immediately unendorse them to assert dominance
32) accuse someone of being a puppet of a famous raider with zero evidence
33) claim your region is neutral while secretly harboring 40 raider puppets in the basement
34 ) attempt to raid a region with 2 puppets, get counter raided, and claim it was a "strategic masterplan"
35) declare war on a region that doesn't even know u exist
36) check the census rankings for "most compasionate" and wonder who hurt those people.

Upvoteee.. now
stole this idea from some bum named captain spam