The Borderlands of N19304 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.006 billion N19304ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient N19304ian economy, worth 797 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,865 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, royalist is the most offensive slur in the N19304ian language, the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers, and most people suffer from some form of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N19304's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

N19304 is ranked 262,512^th in the world and 9,229^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -200.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.