The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nakina Zorwyn with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ritual sacrifices, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.686 billion Idiots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilragorn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth an astonishing 19,554 trillion blood bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 637,236 blood bags, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,759,359 per year while the poor average 50,091, a ratio of 75.1 to 1.

In a fit of passion Nakina Zorwyn has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, and no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nakina Koreazu's national animal is the god, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is cult of cthulhu.

Nakina Koreazu is ranked 50,486^th in the world and 3^rd in the realm of insanity for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.03 law-abiding acts per hour.