The Furry Fiends of Nannygoats is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Billygoat Gruff with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 16.077 billion Nannygoatsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bridgetown. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nannygoatsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,313 trillion tincans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 81,721 tincans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, school football matches are usually five-a-side, and most ambassadors from Nannygoats retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nannygoats's national animal is the guinea pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is mohairism.

Nannygoats is ranked 78,356^th in the world and 10^th in Paradise Farm for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 372.4 on the Clooney Contribution Index.