
| Population | 3.13 billion |
| Capital | Coven of Heaven |
| Leader | the Lamb |
| Faith | hubby |
| Currency | grist |
| Animal | sheep |
The Baast Error of Narilamb is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the Lamb with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.13 billion followers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coven of Heaven. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but underdeveloped follower economy, worth 121 trillion grists a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 38,931 grists, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
An endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, nothing is more offensive than being inoffensive, the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narilamb's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is hubby.
Narilamb is ranked 6,846th in the world and 44th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 9,865.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Narilamb lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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Narilamb changed its national currency to "grist" and its nation type to "Baast Error".
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Narilamb lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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Narilamb lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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Narilamb's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
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Narilamb lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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Narilamb lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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Narilamb lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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Narilamb lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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Narilamb lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
























