The Greater Republic of Natvia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Krull with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 44.123 billion Natvians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krullgrad. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Natvian economy, worth an astonishing 22,103 trillion Krons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 500,956 Krons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,830,576 per year while the poor average 43,532, a ratio of 65.0 to 1.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, and weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Natvia's national animal is the man-eating llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Krullism.

Natvia is ranked 332,263^rd in the world and 155^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 7.51 on the Kitten Softness Rating.