The Supreme Serene State of New CWCville is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Chris Chan and Sonichu with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.909 billion CWCvilleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sonic's House. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The CWCvillean economy, worth 103 trillion CWCville quarters a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,067 CWCville quarters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism, you can't ask the government "you and whose army?" when they declare they're going to rob you, Reformed Church of Sonichu has been named as New CWCville's national religion, and Brasilistan is being evacuated after its designation as 'Test Zone 1 - Nuclear'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New CWCville's national animal is the Chicken jockey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Reformed Church of Sonichu.

New CWCville is ranked 112,073^rd in the world and 3^rd in Barbarian Empire for Most Developed, scoring 59.14 on the Human Development Index.