The Furry Founder of Zandovaka is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 8.814 billion Zandovakans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 14.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Zandovakan economy, worth 329 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,363 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime is well under control. Zandovaka's national animal is the undecided.

Zandovaka is ranked 164,258^th in the world and 2^nd in Furry for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.