The Goofy ahh land of New Donk is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by 😩Cherri Bomb💦 with a fair hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, otherworldly petting zoo, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.553 billion New Donkians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏛Port Allison🏛. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New Donkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,220 trillion 💰Robux💰s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 219,812 💰Robux💰s, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The ego of former emperors tend to match their stature, there's nothing more New Donkian than revanchism, children are told they have to do well in school if they want to live, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Donk's national animal is the 🤖Worker Drone🤖, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Memes XD.

New Donk is ranked 88,386^th in the world and 21^st in Ensio for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,344.65 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.