The Dominion of New Opolopia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Judge Kiriakos Cosmelis with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.809 billion New Opolopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrnagara. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Opolopian economy, worth 537 trillion drachmas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,203 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Opolopia's national animal is the serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Opolopia is ranked 5,548^th in the world and 18^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,885.13 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.