The Holy Constitutional Monarchy of New Scotoisy is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rafael Amado Arawan de las Islas with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.068 billion Scotoisy have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Wyvernmarsh. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scotoisy economy, worth a remarkable 1,356 trillion salus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,539 salus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and self defense is just as despicable as armed robbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Scotoisy's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Syncretism.

New Scotoisy is ranked 34,705^th in the world and 1,920^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,463.56 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.