The Armed Republic of New Silesian Order is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Parlimentary Council with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.864 billion Silesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowa Krakowa. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong New Silesian economy, worth 153 trillion Złoties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,615 Złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, the only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Silesian Order's national animal is the Yellow-Tailed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholic Christainity.

New Silesian Order is ranked 42,401^st in the world and 1,678^th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,127.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.