Population | 6.132 billion |
Capital | Floriana |
Leader | Thørnia Wiłder |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Petal |
Animal | Crow |
The Holy Empire of New Thornia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Thørnia Wiłder with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.132 billion New Thornians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floriana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.9%.
The powerhouse New Thornian economy, worth 572 trillion Petals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,296 Petals, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.
The new one Petal coin also makes a handy throwing-star, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Thornia's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
New Thornia is ranked 28,777th in the world and 753rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 39.38 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in New Thornia, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.