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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,312thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,006thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,614th
The Queendom of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Everyone* deserves to live
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Night parrots

Population4.845 billion

CapitalStrigops
LeaderQueen Anelyn Solstice Habroptila

Currencyrimu
AnimalKakapo

The Queendom of Night parrots is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Anelyn Solstice Habroptila with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.845 billion parrotians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strigops. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming parrotian economy, worth 361 trillion rimus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 74,631 rimus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Night parrots's national animal is the Kakapo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Night parrots is ranked 12,058th in the world and 40th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,417.02 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,312thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,006thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,614thBest Weather: 10,179thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,883rdMost Beautiful Environments: 12,058thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,089thTop
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Most Inclusive: 14,865thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,136thSafest: 19,686thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,826thHighest Food Quality: 20,150thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,179thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,713thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,268thMost Income Equality: 23,216thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,525thNicest Citizens: 24,994thMost Compassionate Citizens: 28,724th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Night parrots was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Food Quality, and Most Inclusive.
  • : Night parrots's influence in The Union of Democratic States rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Night parrots's influence in The Union of Democratic States rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Night parrots, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Night parrots, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Night parrots, politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Night parrots, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Night parrots, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Night parrots, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Night parrots's influence in The Union of Democratic States rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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