The Kunoichi Odorokasu of Ninja Geishas is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 894 million Ninja Geishasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Ninja Geishasian economy, worth 16.6 trillion Mons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 18,545 Mons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. Ninja Geishas's national animal is the Tora, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ninja Geishas is ranked 302,351^st in the world and 4^th in Ninja for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.