The Imperial Carceral State of Nixon Almighty is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Nixon with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.909 billion Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nixborough. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming American economy, worth 387 trillion Almighty dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,064 Almighty dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold-plated handcuffs, and the American war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nixon Almighty's national animal is the Almighty eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Church of the National Will.

Nixon Almighty is ranked 34,849^th in the world and 1^st in Almighty Presidents for Highest Average Incomes, with 133,064.9 Standard Monetary Units.