The Antique White Node of Node Antique White is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.509 billion Node Antique Whiteans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Antique Whitean economy, worth 576 trillion Nodecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,772 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The annual government yacht trip is sponsored by criminal syndicates, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty, and petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Antique White's national animal is the Circuit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Node Antique White is ranked 21,943^rd in the world and 6^th in The Node for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,167.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.