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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,223rdMost Authoritarian: 13,126thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,040th
The Dark Violet Node of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strength in Every Node
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Node Dark Violet

Population4.554 billion

CurrencyNodecoin
AnimalCircuit

The Dark Violet Node of Node Dark Violet is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.554 billion Node Dark Violetians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Dark Violetian economy, worth 539 trillion Nodecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,496 Nodecoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Node Dark Violet after the ban on emigration was lifted, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Dark Violet's national animal is the Circuit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Node Dark Violet is ranked 30,059th in the world and 6th in The Node for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 250.9 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,223rdMost Authoritarian: 13,126thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,040thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 16,459thMost Developed: 17,971stMost Devout: 18,698thBest Weather: 19,447thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,270thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,477thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,426thMost Accessible: 25,885thNicest Citizens: 26,730thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,271stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,825thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,072ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 30,059thLowest Crime Rates: 30,091stLargest Information Technology Sector: 32,049thMost Beautiful Environments: 32,333rd
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Node Dark Violet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Node Dark Violet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Node Dark Violet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Node Dark Violet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Dark Violet, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Dark Violet, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Dark Violet, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Node Dark Violet after the ban on emigration was lifted.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Dark Violet, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Dark Violet, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Dark Violet, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.

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