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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,424thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,877thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,604th
The Red Node of
Moralistic Democracy
Strength in Every Node
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Apprentice
Hivemind
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Node Red

Population4.536 billion

CurrencyNodecoin
AnimalCircuit

The Red Node of Node Red is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The devout population of 4.536 billion Node Redians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Node Redian economy, worth 548 trillion Nodecoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,862 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the inner circle of Leader is looking more and more like a pink triangle, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, and basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Red's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Red is ranked 40,190th in the world and 43rd in The Node for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 211.31 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,424thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,877thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,604thMost Armed: 19,959thMost Developed: 21,867thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,336thMost Inclusive: 23,720thMost Accessible: 25,334thMost Devout: 27,409thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29,591st
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionMost Average: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Node Red was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Node Red was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Node Red was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Node Red was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Node Red was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Node Red was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Node Red was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Red, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Red, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Red, the inner circle of Leader is looking more and more like a pink triangle.

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