The Duck with a monocle of CzechoSaxony is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Kája with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.59 billion Czechosaxonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechosaxonian economy, worth 226 trillion korunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 142,152 korunas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 900,568 per year while the poor average 9,335, a ratio of 96.5 to 1.

Lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in CzechoSaxony, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and the central government is trying to keep things flowing. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CzechoSaxony's national animal is the ducc, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CzechoSaxony is ranked 11,602^nd in the world and 234^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 142.28 kickbacks per hour.