| Population | 13.525 billion |
| Capital | Hackney |
| Leader | Queen Juliana |
| Faith | Agnosticism |
| Currency | plum |
| Animal | giraffe |
The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.525 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 3,863 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,660 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
War is made in the name of love, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
The Windmilluminati is ranked 291,430th in the world and 6,370th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.1 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Windmilluminati was endorsed by
The Matriarchy of Mon Iphaps Islands.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, war is made in the name of love.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, skateparks can be found in every city.
World Assembly
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