The Liberal Wolfdom of Northern-Kempia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The prime minister president with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.361 billion Northern-Kempians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kempia. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Northern-Kempian economy, worth 498 trillion Patats a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,995 Patats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, Northern-Kempia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, The prime minister president likes it when another nation spies on their citizens, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern-Kempia's national animal is the Dire Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolf Jezus.

Northern-Kempia is ranked 268,450^th in the world and 5,643^rd in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.7 kickbacks per hour.