The Kingdom of North Oroba is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mike Hawk III with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.053 billion North Orobans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aszertyn. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Oroban economy, worth 24.7 trillion Silvers Orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 23,422 Silvers Orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, Christianity has been named as North Oroba's national religion, citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?", and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Oroba's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

North Oroba is ranked 229,273^rd in the world and 8,802^nd in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.