The Holy Federation of Northern Mount Celestia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Romulus Lionheart with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.283 billion Northern Mount Celestians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edur Ithindra. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Mount Celestian economy, worth 780 trillion shilmaers a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,152 shilmaers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports, soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, and feeling like a winner comes at a price. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Mount Celestia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of Bahamut.

Northern Mount Celestia is ranked 24,054^th in the world and 2^nd in ravana for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.62 law-abiding acts per hour.