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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 429thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,493rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,367th
The Administrative Review of
Father Knows Best State
Muqi Fachang (牧谿法常)
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Not ARB

Population13.856 billion

CapitalFolderol
LeaderBax Marry
FaithThe Order of Violet

CurrencyMarkka
AnimalSARS CoV-2 Virus

The Administrative Review of Not ARB is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Bax Marry with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.856 billion BoardMembers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Folderol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Not ARBian economy, worth a remarkable 1,498 trillion Markkaa a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 108,123 Markkaa, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 457,815 per year while the poor average 16,496, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

The nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up, and people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. Not ARB's national animal is the SARS CoV-2 Virus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Violet.

Not ARB is ranked 127,529th in the world and 4th in Oahu for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,582.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 429thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,493rdTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,367thMost Avoided: 3,764thMost Primitive: 4,486thHighest Crime Rates: 4,953rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,016thLargest Black Market: 8,831stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,810thMost Secular: 11,065thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,992ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,414thTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,159thLargest Retail Industry: 23,461stHighest Economic Output: 23,641stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,680thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,860thHighest Disposable Incomes: 30,220thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31,008th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Not ARB was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Not ARB, people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures.
  • : Following new legislation in Not ARB, incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Not ARB, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Not ARB, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery.
  • : Following new legislation in Not ARB, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
  • : Not ARB's influence in Oahu rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Not ARB was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Not ARB, crimson and Violet seem to run together.
  • : Following new legislation in Not ARB, foreign entanglements are getting spicy.

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