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Rudest Citizens: 1,844thLargest Retail Industry: 2,922ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,057th
The Open Republic of
Corporate Bordello
We become what we behold.
Heikka Hakkinen
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Notefica

Population3.522 billion

CapitalVell
LeaderHeikka Hakkinen
Faithnot set

CurrencyKroon
AnimalAnt

The Open Republic of Notefica is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Heikka Hakkinen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.522 billion Noteficans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vell. The average income tax rate is 32.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Notefican economy, worth 643 trillion Kroons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 182,590 Kroons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, and foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets. Crime is totally unknown. Notefica's national animal is the Ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not set.

Notefica is ranked 14,512th in the world and 13th in Anarchy for Highest Average Incomes, with 182,590.1 Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,844thLargest Retail Industry: 2,922ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,057thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,116thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,857thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,007thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,770thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,163rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,621stSafest: 6,430thMost Inclusive: 7,127thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,894thSmartest Citizens: 8,389thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,397thMost Pacifist: 8,667thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,523rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,798thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,867thMost Secular: 11,153rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,878thMost Efficient Economies: 12,000thHighest Food Quality: 12,200thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,437thHighest Average Incomes: 14,512thMost Cultured: 15,468thTop
10%
Most Accessible: 16,241stLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,491stMost Developed: 19,040thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,328thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,953rdMost Subsidized Industry: 28,998thLargest Governments: 29,273rd
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Safest: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Notefica, foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets.
  • : Following new legislation in Notefica, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels.
  • : Following new legislation in Notefica, history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime.
  • : Notefica's influence in Anarchy rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Notefica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Notefica, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
  • : Following new legislation in Notefica, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other.
  • : Notefica's influence in Anarchy rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Notefica changed its national faith to "not set".
  • : Notefica changed its national motto to "We become what we behold.".

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