The Republic of Nova Christianum is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by President John Davis with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.156 billion Nova Christiani are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Education and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of His Holiness Christ Jesus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nova Christiania economy, worth a remarkable 6,599 trillion Novum dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 384,672 Novum dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,151,724 per year while the poor average 34,193, a ratio of 62.9 to 1.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, and economics is a shrinking field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Nova Christianum's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Nova Christianum.

Nova Christianum is ranked 1,350^th in the world and 1^st in Osakaland for Highest Average Incomes, with 384,672.98 Standard Monetary Units.