The Centralized Union of Novoroyssia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Boris Putin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.194 billion Novoroyssians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Novoroyssian economy, worth a remarkable 5,189 trillion Novoroyssian Hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 393,337 Novoroyssian Hryvnias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,155,825 per year while the poor average 105,455, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Novoroyssia, foreign governments regularly accuse the Novoroyssian military of war crimes, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and the country is preparing for war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novoroyssia's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Voidist atheism.

Novoroyssia is ranked 4,037^th in the world and 7^th in New Warsaw Pact for Lowest Crime Rates, with 121.88 law-abiding acts per hour.