The Bannorn of Noyne is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Bann Lucretia vas Baaros with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The democratic, devout population of 11.011 billion Noyneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nysar. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Noynean economy, worth 404 trillion kamas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,732 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Noyne's national animal is the cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Noyne is ranked 270,487^th in the world and 3^rd in Caldari for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.02 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.