The Nitwit Pond Arrivals of NPA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Daffy Duck with an iron fist, and renowned for its burgeoning duck population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 30.413 billion ducks are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pondtown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.5%.

The very strong NPAian economy, worth a remarkable 1,644 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 54,076 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 165,646 per year while the poor average 13,667, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, NPA has designated Pondtown as its capital city, Daffy Duck has just been declared ruler of NPA in an international press conference, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NPA's national animal is the duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Duckism.

NPA is ranked 6,107^th in the world and 1^st in Southern Islands for Largest Populations, with 30.4 billion capita.