The Community of NS United FC is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 105 million NS United FCians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped NS United FCian economy, worth 3.12 trillion Tickets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 29,751 Tickets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", Harry Potter books are banned, surveillance cameras are banned, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NS United FC's national animal is the Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NS United FC is ranked 202,300^th in the world and 310^th in Bozarkia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.