The De Facto Currency of NScoin is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Money Inc with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.509 billion NScoinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phatstaxs. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The frighteningly efficient NScoinian economy, worth 900 trillion NScoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,876 NScoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 743,946 per year while the poor average 8,309, a ratio of 89.5 to 1.

Outdoor parties in Phatstaxs are all the rave, most pop videos prominently feature the NScoinian flag, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, and the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. NScoin's national animal is the loadsamoney, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is capitalism.

NScoin is ranked 313,011^th in the world and 13^th in The Confederacy of Dunces for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 15.5 on the Kitten Softness Rating.