The People's Republic of Nubistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mark Uwe Kling with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.175 billion Nubistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bombus Clattus. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nubistanian economy, worth 274 trillion Nubins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 126,335 Nubins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, the latest superhero movie features a caped Swan with adamantium claws, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nubistan's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nubistan is ranked 211,948^th in the world and 18^th in Nevadian Mandate for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.