The Divine Technocracy of Nyyx is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by an adorable jerboa with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.765 billion Nyyxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twen City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient of Nyyx economy, worth a remarkable 5,045 trillion backs of nickel a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 284,034 backs of nickel, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The of Nyyx Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and all the world's a stage for of Nyyx political theatrics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyyx's national animal is the glass animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Muadru.

Nyyx is ranked 239,903^rd in the world and 1^st in Prospit for Fattest Citizens, with 1.13 Obesity Rate.