The People's Republic of Oahu is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dick Blandishment with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 27.049 billion Oahuans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honolulu. The average income tax rate is 4.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oahuan economy, worth a remarkable 5,630 trillion kalas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 208,151 kalas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, replacement organs are grown in vats, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oahu's national animal is the tower crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Violet.

Oahu is ranked 17,583^rd in the world and 2^nd in Oahu for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.76 law-abiding acts per hour.