The Isle of Oblinsolintary is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Atticus Au Victrius with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 8.367 billion Oblinsites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ayedofou. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oblinsolintaryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,228 trillion Pebbles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,831 Pebbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Oblinsites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oblinsolintary's national animal is the Black Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Plutonism.

Oblinsolintary is ranked 331,496^th in the world and 165^th in The Western Isles for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -7.07 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.