The Marine Salamander of Oceanic AI of Arctic Ocean is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Salamander with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 997 million oceanic-arctizians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underwater Moskow. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming oceanic-arctizian economy, worth 93.5 trillion labor-vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 93,760 labor-vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Oceanic AI of Arctic Ocean" at foreigners, afternoon delight in care homes is restricted to a serving of spotted dick at 3pm, and foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanic AI of Arctic Ocean's national animal is the catfish, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Oceanic AI of Arctic Ocean is ranked 4,527^th in the world and 122^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 98.49 Atheism Rate.