| Population | 9.312 billion |
| Capital | TrollKeengia |
| Leader | Queen Keeng |
| Currency | Cookie |
| Animal | Pandiger |
The Queendom of Olive Lemon Drops is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Keeng with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.312 billion Olive Lemon Dropsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TrollKeengia. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Olive Lemon Dropsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,433 trillion Cookies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 153,945 Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, all you have to do is pray to get into Olive Lemon Drops, and common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (Olive Lemon Drops has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Olive Lemon Drops's national animal is the Pandiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Olive Lemon Drops is ranked 7,041st in the world and 381st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.34 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Olive Lemon Drops, common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (Olive Lemon Drops has found 2 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in Olive Lemon Drops, all you have to do is pray to get into Olive Lemon Drops.
- : Following new legislation in Olive Lemon Drops, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in Olive Lemon Drops, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic.
- : Following new legislation in Olive Lemon Drops, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Olive Lemon Drops's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Olive Lemon Drops, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in Olive Lemon Drops, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers.
- : Following new legislation in Olive Lemon Drops, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
- : Following new legislation in Olive Lemon Drops, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
