The Rogue Nation of Olympus Empirical is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bill Mead with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, devout population of 3.296 billion Olympians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lycia. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Olympyan economy, worth 511 trillion Tögrögs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,095 Tögrögs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, Bill Mead tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", most ambassadors from Olympus Empirical retire only a few years after being appointed, and those on cloud nine have been relocated to cloud negative six. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olympus Empirical's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Converse.

Olympus Empirical is ranked 19,298^th in the world and 1,068^th in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 23.07 average smiles per day.