The Federal Republic of Omalayia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Hizea Zo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.538 billion Omalayians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elsyp. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Omalayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,035 trillion Kores a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,989 Kores, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children usually cry on their first day of school, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, and every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omalayia's national animal is the Honeysheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Rakdos.

Omalayia is ranked 289,082^nd in the world and 11,249^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -585.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.