The Queendom of Oofery 29 is a massive, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.401 billion Oofery 29ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.6%.

The strong Oofery 29ian economy, worth 120 trillion banks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,015 banks, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Students do more community service than homework, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Oofery 29 to be bombproof, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery 29's national animal is the card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oofery 29 is ranked 236,989^th in the world and 415^th in Oofery for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.