The Republic of Oofery 39 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 2.422 billion Oofery 39ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 35.4%.

The Oofery 39ian economy, worth 106 trillion banks a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,051 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, police are saying "bye book" to "by the book", 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, and the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery 39's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oofery 39 is ranked 99,930^th in the world and 60^th in Oofery for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,012.06 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.