The Principality of Oofery 94 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 2.265 billion Oofery 94ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Oofery 94ian economy, worth 93.9 trillion banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,468 banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery 94's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oofery 94 is ranked 119,000^th in the world and 172^nd in Oofery for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 990.14 on the Gilded Widget Scale.