The Republic of Opianoc is a tiny, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 18 million Opianocians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fair Opianocian economy, worth 561 billion opias a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,168 opias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Opianoc's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Opianoc is ranked 88,842^nd in the world and 21^st in The Invaders for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.34 on the Kitten Softness Rating.