The Democratic Republic of Ornmount is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Paul Schirmer with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 25.257 billion Ornmountians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ornmountian economy, worth a remarkable 2,785 trillion Ornmountian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 110,291 Ornmountian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Populations of two-headed Eurasian Lynxes have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", all industry is owned and run by the government, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ornmount's national animal is the Eurasian Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ornmount is ranked 25,499^th in the world and 164^th in NationStates for Nicest Citizens, with 20.98 average smiles per day.