The Republic of Orphan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Reddy The Great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.788 billion Orphanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delhi. The average income tax rate is 68.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Orphanian economy, worth 237 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,416 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other, legend has it Reddy The Great's shower singing echoes through the halls of government, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orphan's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Orphan is ranked 18,159^th in the world and 173^rd in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 71.32 quips per hour.