The Royal Republic of Orsus Iberia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Ignacio d'Guti III with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.605 billion Iberians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amissa. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Iberian economy, worth a remarkable 2,164 trillion Iberian Guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,952 Iberian Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Orsus Iberia" at foreigners, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, devotion to God is only skin-deep, and books are so highly regarded in Orsus Iberia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orsus Iberia's national animal is the Chimæra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Path of 3.

Orsus Iberia is ranked 2,838^th in the world and 2^nd in Independent Order for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,062.43 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.