The Starborn Magical Girl of Osiaooo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 3.189 billion Osiaoooans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Osiaoooan economy, worth 142 trillion marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,817 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osiaooo's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Osiaooo is ranked 314,080^th in the world and 16,843^rd in Osiris for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -9.17 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.