The Republic of Oslasa3 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.68 billion Oslasa3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa3ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,122 trillion pesos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 276,324 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, gambling is outlawed, and citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa3's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Oslasa3 is ranked 16,576^th in the world and 1,181^st in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 71,568.03 Standard Monetary Units.