The Republic of Oslasa78 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.727 billion Oslasa78ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Oslasa78ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,577 trillion Golds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 234,461 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, and minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa78's national animal is the Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Oslasa78 is ranked 267,574th in the world and 9,923rd in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 89.97 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Oslasa78 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Patriotic, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa78, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa78, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa78, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa78, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa78, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
- : Oslasa78 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa78, gun ownership is compulsory.
- : Oslasa78 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa78, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
